The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself