If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it