I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by