I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
I don’t get mad I get odd
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found