As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof