AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)