Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not