Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…