God is the world’s only super-bower
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
There is no Status quo But there is Status
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it