A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage