You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
I don’t get mad I get odd
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock