The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second