In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…