What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling