There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires