If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room