Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time