Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
There Is Always Room For
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first