The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside