My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack