God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved