After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle