The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing