The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
I don’t get mad I get odd
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it