It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things