I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous