The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–