As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything