By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!