It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman