The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever