Divided We Fall in Line
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…