I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…