If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…