The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current