When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Breathe in not out
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry