I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees