I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false