How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest