It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan