I don’t get mad I get odd
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself