When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
All dressed down with nowhere to go
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain