Easy to please but problematic to appease
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
You keep the peace they get everything else
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone