The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
100% of success is showing up on time
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden