A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it