Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe