Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want