My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…