Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety