“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we